[–] Artofchoke 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Make it anon and I'll tell you. :)
[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
[–] Artofchoke 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Scandalous motherfuckers. People act shocked when they find out I've got no blood family connections.
They're "wild Indians". If you don't maintain a WIDE DISTANCE you risk being sucked in.
[–] Eurocuckistan 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That the only reason I never met most of my dad's family (..when I was young) is because they were literally nazis. To this day, they still adore Hitler. Most of their ancestors died in Russia. May their souls rest in peace forever.
You probably know which family I ended up siding with.
[–] tiktok1 [S] 2 points 5 points 7 points (+7|-2) ago
At a family gathering, casually ask your cousins "Where's Uncle Slippyfinger?" Whoever they point at, that's your guy.