[–] CrustyBeaver52 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Sold them on the black market for food.
[–] theoldones 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"lost them in a hunting misadventure"
[–] UsedToBeCujoQuarrel 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Mine were lost in a tragic blimp accident.
[–] asabove 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Why wait, report all the registered ones stolen today.