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[–] theoldones 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"lost them in a hunting misadventure"

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[–] UsedToBeCujoQuarrel 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Mine were lost in a tragic blimp accident.

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[–] asabove 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Why wait, report all the registered ones stolen today.

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[–] CrustyBeaver52 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Sold them on the black market for food.

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[–] Solstiare 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

What guns?

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[–] Rastafoo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm going into my bunker when that happens

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[–] carnold03 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Build your own.

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[–] robot7247 ago 

^^^ this 100%; actually 80% for quickest.