[–] CrustyBeaver52 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Sold them on the black market for food.
[–] theoldones 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"lost them in a hunting misadventure"
[–] UsedToBeCujoQuarrel 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Mine were lost in a tragic blimp accident.
[–] carnold03 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Build your own.
[–] robot7247 ago
^^^ this 100%; actually 80% for quickest.