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[–] TheBuddha 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

They know I enjoy cooking and like to feel needed. I also don't like the messes they leave in my kitchen. They are also expressly forbidden to use certain knives.

It's kinda my own fault.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

well

at least youll starve to death before your mono hits stage 3

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[–] TheBuddha 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My spleen should explode first.

Seriously... My chef's knife was like $600 by itself. My last missus threw one in the sink. The next chick to touch one gets punched right in the face, tits or not. I bought a whole other set of knives for other people to use.

The messes they leave piss me the fuck off, as well.