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[–] TheBuddha 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Holy balls.

Three ladies in the house. All of them healthy. Me? I have a spleen that can explode!

"When are you going to make dinner?" They ask...

I need to turn gay or something. I'm not making them anything good. Egg foo young it is.

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

wtf

why do you have them if they cant even cook

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[–] TheBuddha 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Oh, they can cook. I know they can. I've seen them. Hell, I even have sets of knives just for them to use. I'm eating in my study. Fuck 'em.