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[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Can I do an Aussie pledge instead?

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

rip in peace tomcat

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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Why the fuck did you cunts sell them to iran and leave us with fucken 50 year old F111s?

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

we sold f14s to iran because we were friends with the shah and he neded an interceptor that could defend against iraqi mig25 foxbats at long range

we sold you the f111 because you needed a long range bomber that could hit jakarta from australian bases and your runways were all too small for our b52s

the f14 combat radius is 500nm while the f111 combat radius is 1300nm

you had no aerial refueling capabilities until recently

and the f14 was specifically split from an aborted attempt by our secretary of defence to stupidly force the navy to use an air force bomber as a fleet interceptor aircraft

the f111s you received were new and the design was a contemporary of the tomcat

any other questions lol

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[–] ToFat2Fish 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Can I be a mod?

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[–] Diggernicks 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Aye bb, post your tits.

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[–] Diggernicks 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Posting tits is like a public service, similar to voting.

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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

How do i flair a post again?

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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

grow a testicle

post sexy arabs every single day uninterrupted for a year straight

become a mod

then become owner

lol

the reason nearly every single post has a flair is because i manually add it myself to every single post

lol

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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

yeah i just cant remember how i was going to flair it with the worst shit i could imagine.

why i gotta grow more testicles.

i got more balls than the daily lottery.

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[–] ToFat2Fish 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 My country, 'tis of thee, Sweet land of liberty, Of thee I sing; Land where my fathers died, Land of the pilgrims' pride, From ev'ry mountainside Let freedom ring!

My native country, thee, Land of the noble free, Thy name I love; I love thy rocks and rills, Thy woods and templed hills. My heart with rapture thrills Like that above.

Let music swell the breeze And ring from all the trees Sweet freedom's song; Let mortal tongues awake; Let all that breathe partake; Let rocks their silence break, The sound prolong.

Our fathers' God, to thee, Author of liberty, To thee we sing; Long may our land be bright With freedom's holy light. Protect us by thy might, Great God, our King! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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[–] ToFat2Fish 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

🇺🇸 You're welcome. I copy and paste with only the the most dedicated patriotism. Plus slight reformatting. 🇺🇸