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[–] thedirtypuma 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Seriously mono has killed people. I can't imagine having it at age 60 considering how miserable it made me at 20. I probably would have died if I were alone in the wilderness without modern amenities. Have you talked over funeral arrangements with your family?

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[–] TheBuddha ago  (edited ago)

Oh, yes. The midgets, monster trucks, and drug cartels are on standby!

Nah, death is VERY low probability and I'm actually pretty fond of numbers. I looked. The odds of my dying are so low, I'll make a deal with you.

If I'm dead in a month, you can have all my stuff. If I'm not dead, I can have all of your stuff. All of it.

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[–] thedirtypuma ago 

Winning that bet will be terribly inconvenient for me. I bet you have a ton of junk on that farm.

The results are probably hugely thrown off by the fact that mono isn't the final kiss of death. It's merely one steep rung down on that death ladder that you are currently descending.

I really hope you can beat the odds on this one.