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[–] TheBuddha 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It was a lovely story! I probably won't die.

I have pain killers. Damned right, I do.

They tell me my spleen is swollen, but every time the doctor touched and asked if something hurt, I answered yes. I suppose that wasn't helpful, but hindsight is 20/20 and it was kinda funny at the time. Lesson learned.

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[–] thedirtypuma 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Seriously mono has killed people. I can't imagine having it at age 60 considering how miserable it made me at 20. I probably would have died if I were alone in the wilderness without modern amenities. Have you talked over funeral arrangements with your family?

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[–] TheBuddha ago  (edited ago)

Oh, yes. The midgets, monster trucks, and drug cartels are on standby!

Nah, death is VERY low probability and I'm actually pretty fond of numbers. I looked. The odds of my dying are so low, I'll make a deal with you.

If I'm dead in a month, you can have all my stuff. If I'm not dead, I can have all of your stuff. All of it.