[–] seattlethrowaway 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
disgusting fat sacks of societal drain
[–] EffYourDuckAss ago
I don't want to know what a squatty potty is.
[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Too bad! Just a toilet designed to put you in a more natural squatting position for your BM. They say it's healthier... Or you can just stand on the lid and squat poop like a normal person.
[–] PleaseDontEatMe 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
So they buy a squatty potty to be healthier, but they can't eat less and not be fat to be healthier? I will never understand fat logic XD
[–] EffYourDuckAss ago
So it's a squat toilet in adult-sized potty form. I should've gleaned that from its name, but my brain was too busy blocking out the potential fat terror. I used to live in a country where squat toilets are common and I'm fine with them, but I wouldn't want to own a potty version.
[–] PleaseDontEatMe 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
The fact still remains: It doesn't matter what kind of toilet they use... they still can't wipe their own ass after taking a shit.
[–] SlowResponseTime 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
Are they really trying to be as pathetic, disgusting, and off-putting as possible? I don't even have a snappy thing to say here. If you're so fucked up that this is the kind of conversation you spend your time having you're beyond help.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Wouldn't a gut force your knees further apart? I don't really understand the logistical problem, not that I want to. There are so many problems with this. Firstly, they can't stand so trying to get up again after pooping is going to be a problem. Secondly, they can't squat because their knees will start screaming within seconds. Thirdly, their poops are usually explosive diarrhea once the constipation breaks because their diets are terrible so the whole floor will be covered in splatter. Fourthly, they still can't wipe. They might as well shit themselves and then get washed with a hose. It would be more hygienic than a ham trying to squat to poop.
[–] hate_the_avg 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Yes, these huge abdomens force their legs open. I fucking hate this shit. I get these 300+ lb patients laying in bed and their huge guts push down between their thighs and force their legs off the sides of the bed. Then wonder why their diabetes ulcers don't heal when the foot is hanging down with poor circulation. Put your damn feet back in the bed fatty!
[–] One-Way_Bus 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The last part is what Muslims do, and it isn't really more hygienic. You get ass water everywhere.
[–] Maersk 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
The fatties probably buy squatty potty(Shark Tank Product BTW) because they shit 7 times a day or have continuous splatter poops and probably got conned into believing they were positioned wrong on the toilet. Morons. Stop eating and exercise please. Everybody hates looking at you
[–] financialpanther3 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
How are so many people ok with being this way? It’s just so fundamentally....grotesque.
[–] cyclops1771 ago
Physically sick. Just, how??????