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[–] Fatslayer ago 

I’m just speechless.

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[–] Mahkol ago 

I'm sure Squatty Potty will work just as well as Earth Shoes did.

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[–] fabulousalpaca ago 

What the hell.

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[–] Yuke 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I know I'm going to regret asking this but, what on earth is a "squatty-potty"?

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's a fairly high foot stool. Different designs are different heights. Some are high enough that you're actually squatting over the toilet (like you do when it's a hole in the ground toilet).

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[–] YamaMaya 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It is a foot stool for the toilet to facilitate quicker cleaner pooping. Like most things designed with humans in mind the fat cant use it.

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[–] PenguinOrgy ago 

We need to hasten the effects of type 2 diabetes. These creatures shouldn't be allowed to continue to use resources.

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[–] financialpanther3 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

How are so many people ok with being this way? It’s just so fundamentally....grotesque.

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[–] Maersk 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

The fatties probably buy squatty potty(Shark Tank Product BTW) because they shit 7 times a day or have continuous splatter poops and probably got conned into believing they were positioned wrong on the toilet. Morons. Stop eating and exercise please. Everybody hates looking at you

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[–] financialpanther3 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

This.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Wouldn't a gut force your knees further apart? I don't really understand the logistical problem, not that I want to. There are so many problems with this. Firstly, they can't stand so trying to get up again after pooping is going to be a problem. Secondly, they can't squat because their knees will start screaming within seconds. Thirdly, their poops are usually explosive diarrhea once the constipation breaks because their diets are terrible so the whole floor will be covered in splatter. Fourthly, they still can't wipe. They might as well shit themselves and then get washed with a hose. It would be more hygienic than a ham trying to squat to poop.

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[–] One-Way_Bus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The last part is what Muslims do, and it isn't really more hygienic. You get ass water everywhere.

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[–] CFR223 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This is a late night TV product that's designed so you can shit with your knees up while sitting on the toilet because that's the natural angle or whatever.

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[–] hate_the_avg 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Yes, these huge abdomens force their legs open. I fucking hate this shit. I get these 300+ lb patients laying in bed and their huge guts push down between their thighs and force their legs off the sides of the bed. Then wonder why their diabetes ulcers don't heal when the foot is hanging down with poor circulation. Put your damn feet back in the bed fatty!

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