[–] Maersk 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
The fatties probably buy squatty potty(Shark Tank Product BTW) because they shit 7 times a day or have continuous splatter poops and probably got conned into believing they were positioned wrong on the toilet. Morons. Stop eating and exercise please. Everybody hates looking at you
[–] seattlethrowaway 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
disgusting fat sacks of societal drain
[–] PleaseDontEatMe 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
The fact still remains: It doesn't matter what kind of toilet they use... they still can't wipe their own ass after taking a shit.
[–] SlowResponseTime 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
Are they really trying to be as pathetic, disgusting, and off-putting as possible? I don't even have a snappy thing to say here. If you're so fucked up that this is the kind of conversation you spend your time having you're beyond help.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Wouldn't a gut force your knees further apart? I don't really understand the logistical problem, not that I want to. There are so many problems with this. Firstly, they can't stand so trying to get up again after pooping is going to be a problem. Secondly, they can't squat because their knees will start screaming within seconds. Thirdly, their poops are usually explosive diarrhea once the constipation breaks because their diets are terrible so the whole floor will be covered in splatter. Fourthly, they still can't wipe. They might as well shit themselves and then get washed with a hose. It would be more hygienic than a ham trying to squat to poop.
[–] One-Way_Bus 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The last part is what Muslims do, and it isn't really more hygienic. You get ass water everywhere.
[–] CFR223 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This is a late night TV product that's designed so you can shit with your knees up while sitting on the toilet because that's the natural angle or whatever.
[–] hate_the_avg 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Yes, these huge abdomens force their legs open. I fucking hate this shit. I get these 300+ lb patients laying in bed and their huge guts push down between their thighs and force their legs off the sides of the bed. Then wonder why their diabetes ulcers don't heal when the foot is hanging down with poor circulation. Put your damn feet back in the bed fatty!