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[–] grandmacaesar 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The answer is four.

Here's a puzzler. How many knees could a negro grow if a negro could grow knees?

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[–] OutragedForNoReason [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Trick question. The answer is faggot.

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[–] 14188848? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You beat me to the correct answer, faggot.

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[–] NassTee 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] revfelix 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as it could, if woodchucks could chuck wood.

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[–] Pointyball 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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[–] jerkwad152 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Penises.

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[–] OutragedForNoReason [S] ago 

Go on....

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[–] jerkwad152 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It's the main platform of the new political party, the Lemon Party. The site can explain better than I ever could.

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[–] nobslob 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

How much wood could a cocksucker suck, if a cocksucker could suck wood? Well, about 4 football teams worth is my guess based on the 4 quart semen capacity of your average cocksucker.

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[–] i_like_cheese 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Sounds like the nobslob would know.

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[–] nobslob 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Sounds like you'd like to find out, meet me out back by the dumpster in 5 minutes and I'll rock your world.

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[–] OutragedForNoReason [S] ago 

Stephen Hawking, is that you?

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[–] PutABowOnIt 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

10 pounds per hour at maximum rate.

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[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Au contraire mon ami, with modern technology and a little training we expect to see upwards of 1200 pounds per day and the woodchuck facility running 24/7 on a shift schedule.

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[–] MrPim 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

None. He would stack it in nice cords so it would properly cure and make a nice fire. Chuck Wood takes his wood serious.

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[–] Diggernicks 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Maximum overkek

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[–] OutragedForNoReason [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

kek

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