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[–] FindTheBones 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

at first I was expecting a sneak shot of a hippo sobbing and crying in line at McDonald's.

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[–] MurderParty 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It's Lumpy Space Princess IRL!

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[–] EvilQueenII 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Why doesn't she just eat those underdone hoagie rolls she's trying to pass off as cheeks?

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[–] Adi-opposed 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

I hate catching my face in the front view of my phone... if my face looked like this out of the blue; I'd want to fucking kill myself.

How the fuck do you go on while looking so utterly deformed and devoid of purpose?? And it's not even like being ugly is bad- but being ugly-fat is SELF IMPOSED ugliness.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

As if it would know what low blood sugar feels like. The same reason they are fat is the same reason they never feel hunger is the same reason they never feel low blood sugar.