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[–] lava 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I feel like someone should try and prank them. Like seduce them, get their pants off, and pretend like their penis is just gone. "Your dick is gone! What do you mean you didn't know, can't you see?"

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[–] baddreamstonight [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Brilliant!.....But I don't volunteer.

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[–] RandomAXEofKindness 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Can you imagine the smell of their unwashed taint once you take their pants off?

gag

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[–] Ojoj ago 

The day my man can't see his dick, is the day I refuse to look at it anymore until he sorts that shit out.

Thankfully he's about 19-20 BMI with the 'I'd rather be skinny than fat' mentality, so I doubt that day will come any time soon.

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[–] ShitArchon ago 

On a related note, only a minority of London men are white, much less British. And I don't mean there's a thriving Chinatown or a bunch of Indian or Korean convenience store owners. It now feels like a Third World mixture of the Caribbean's and Pakistan's worst, most joyless elements and not the England tourists actually want to see. A fat Third World mixture.

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[–] rakki ago 

Well there goes my fantasy of meeting a charming and handsome Englishman and going on a walking tour of the island together.

THANKS, FATTIES.

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[–] HorsesHateHams ago 

Lol.. They have to be TOLD to check if they can see their manhood?! What stupid fat fucks.

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[–] Opposite_Santa ago 

Man, I can't even imagine being that fat.

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[–] AOU ago 

"An obese man who can't see his penis is five times more likely to develop type 2 diabetes, three times more likely to develop cancer of the colon and more than two and a half times more likely to develop high blood pressure - a major risk factor for stroke and heart disease."

So much for HAES.

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[–] ShitArchon ago 

You've just triggered Caleb Luna and Matthew "why won't skinny white boys on Grindr fuck me, an HIV-positive queer Latino man of size" Rodriguez with that comment.

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[–] 965829? ago 

Either that, or small penises are predictive of Type 2 Beetus.

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[–] JircleCerking ago  (edited ago)

[NSFL thoughts] Now I am trying to image them trying to have sex.

Assuming the man can get hard, despite his terrible heath, does the fat prevent full penetration? What if there are two fatties, do they have to shift fat aside?... going to go vomit now.

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