[–] EffYourDuckAss 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It probably went home via Starbeetus and McDick's and then wrote a long drawn-out blog about coming last, and how it's all the fault of those lucky thin people in the class.
[–] pycckaya 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oh god, I've been meaning to post about cyclebar fats for a while now. I used to go to spin classes there quite a lot and there usually would be one or two fats per class of around 30ish. The lazy ones would normally sit towards the back of the class, so that you can't see them very well. The 'confident' fats sat in the front row, which was very comical (there are mirrors on the front wall of the class, so you see everyone/everything). One, those poor bikes (no wonder some of them were wobbly) and two I was always worried that one day a fat would have a stroke or a heart attack in the class and keel over. Thankfully I haven't witnessed it yet and I joined a Peloton 'cult' so no more dealing with fats in spin classes.
I meant I ride an exercise bike, not a real bike. I hate real biking. It's boring and complicated and the resistance of my own body weight makes it more like a low weight endurance exercise rather than cardio. On an exercise bike all I have to do is pay attention to the time and control the music I'm listening to.
[–] DethLeppard 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
No, fats can’t use more resistance. They just have no idea how to gauge effort, so they go for the moon in a failed attempt to show all the skinny bitches how their fat equals strength. Obviously, fat is not strong and as soon as their heart rate goes anaerobic, they crater. You probably finished first because you are a guy and female bike racers don’t set foot in Cyclebar. No offense, but it’s cardio targeted toward bougie housewives...as evidenced by your observation of the composition of the class attendees. I’m sure it’s still fun and I’m glad you were able to contribute to everyone smashing fatty’s “golden confidence” though. Good times!
[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Pretty much all group fitness classes tend to be majority females and spin is no exception, so it's not exactly a fair competition for a guy unless you are really out of shape. That's kind of what doesn't really interest me in the competition based ones like flywheel.. There are probably a few dozen cycle classes but the one I go to is my most "safe haven from fatties" location. There are at most 1-2 smallfats in any class of 45-60 and no deathfats. Even my regular gym has 2 deathfats :(.