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[–] belil569 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Had a similar thing happen. Was in a drive threw before a shift and some butter beast thought it would be funny to back up into me. When I yelled at them to stop and pull forward they did.... then reversed again into me at higher speed...... buddy and his spawn get out of the car and they had to be 300 a piece if not more. They start screaming at me about what a prick I am and what not. That is until I get out of the car. Not exactly a smart choice to try to ram law enforcement off the road and try to screw with them at 4am prior to breakfast. Needless to say they didnt go any where for quite some time.

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[–] Venom7190 ago 

My dad is a fed. One day he told me this hilarious story that he and his partner were on the freeway and his partner wouldn't let this car into the lane. Either he cut the car off, or didn't let it in the lane, I cant remember. But anyway, the person decides to lug a full water bottle at their car window. Little did they know, they attempted to vandalize an undercover federal police car. So they flipped the lights on and pulled them over. Lo and behold they were two massive planets that looked straight from tumblr. Dyed hair, terrible clothing, piercings, everything. The type where you couldn't tell if they were male or female. So my dad and his partner surrounded their car and screamed at them. They were 'terrified' and 'triggered' so they starting holding each other's hands. Upon further investigation, they were a lesbian couple. I wish I could of been there to see the look on their faces. That shit must of been priceless.

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[–] belil569 ago 

The only look these things have is 'triggered' or hungry.

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[–] Ritley ago 

Was the drive thru at dunkin donuts?

JK man, hope you fucked them over

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[–] belil569 ago 

A Tim Hortons. Good old shitlording from Canada.

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[–] hypercat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

OH man. I would pay to see this. Thank you.

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[–] belil569 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I would have found it amusing if my wife wasnt in the car with me.

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[–] Malek 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If you get hit from behind it is almost like per se negligence on the driver behind. You can probably file a counter claim and get back the damage to your car and any injuries you sustained. Why a lawyer would take on this case for the plaintiff's, I have no idea. They are going to lose money on this one.

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[–] ThisIsMyRealName [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

They're trying to play an angle. An "anonymous witness" phoned in that I was driving erratically about half a mile back. If by erratically they mean five over the speed limit and changing lanes (with my turn signal!) to get around the slower vehicles, then I guess I was. However, that doesn't have anything to do with them rear-ending me, which is what my insurance guy told me as well.

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[–] Malek 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That "anonymous witness" will be considered hearsay and probably wont be admitted into evidence. You should be fine. Everything is going to come down the officers wreck report. If that says you were hit from behind and you were not high or drunk, you will be fine.

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[–] cityfox 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I hate this new age of fake injury suits, people think a car accident is like winning the lotto. Hams who have been pandered to all their lives are especially likely to do this. Fuck ambulance chaser lawyers and their advertisements, I hope true justice is served. I'm going through the same shit right now. Hopefully your insurance company is able to shut down their bullshit claim.

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[–] HorsesHateHams 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

You can counter sue them for pursuing a case that has no chance of them winning - you can get money to replace the time and legal fees that you spend in court.

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[–] shitwink 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Hah. The only thing insurance companies hate more than covering the costs of their customers' repairs, is covering any costs of a third-party. It's not so much they have you covered with a lawyer, they have themselves covered with a lawyer, and honestly, I hope they seek and are awarded legal costs for this frivolous action.

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[–] SeeYouNextTuesday 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

"Bertha, look! An excuse to sue so we can finally afford scooty puffs, since we spent most of our money going to Golden Corral every night for dinner!"

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[–] ThisIsMyRealName [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Honestly, that's the exact vibe I got from them when I originally found out they had filed an insurance claim against me. Now that they're suing me, I'm certain that's the case here.

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[–] hypercat ago 

Hope you took pictures of the accident. Good luck. For lazy people they will go to a lot of work to get "free money".

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[–] cityfox 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yeah any time a fucker demands an ambulance when they're completely unhurt you can be sure this is their end game. Hope they are laughed at if the case makes it to court. Usually they sue you because the insurance company proved their case to be bullshit and they weren't willing to settle for a low amount. If they couldn't milk the insurance company they sure as fuck can't get your money either.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Wtf. I thought if you rear ended someone 9/10 times it was your fault? Stupid fatties.

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[–] hypercat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

In CA even if you get pushed into a car in front of you (pile up) you are in charge of damage to that car as is the guy behind you in charge of your damage and so on. So if you are a dick and you BACK into a car, you can blame it on them.

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 ago 

My first car "accident" went just like that. I was behind a lady who was in the right turn only lane (because I was turning right). The lane, right as you're turning on to the other street, has a small median separating you from the road you're turning off of. She gets to that point, puts the car in reverse, hits me, then yells at me like I hit her (even though I'd been stopped waiting on her to turn for at least a second). Since it was my first accident (and I was only 16), I didn't think to call the police or anything to get a report, even though she admitted herself that she backed up to try to get out of the right turn lane.

So...first car accident was my fault because some woman was an idiot.

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[–] Manowarthog 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

10/10 - if you rear end someone its your fault. Failure to follow at a safe distance.

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[–] obesecheese ago 

Yep, in my state, context is irrelevant for rear endings, it's always the fault of the person in back.

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[–] eatbeasthater 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The only time I can see rear ending not eventually ending up the rear-ender's fault is if witness statements and accounts detail the front-ender was driving aggressively and "brake-checking" the rear-ender, of whom would have been following at a safe distance.

But these fats were definitely not doing that.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I KNEW IT. Stupid fucking hams

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[–] FilmMakingShitlord 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

My brother had a fatty back into him at an intersection. They counted it as rear ending even though he wasn't even moving. So not 10/10.

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[–] fupatronic 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Wow, fatlogic. I rear end someone so I'm going to sue them? Hopefully this gets thrown out and these fatties end up homeless.

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