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[–] Seeker74 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I am charged by the pound when I ship a package. Why not do the same when buying airline tickets.

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[–] chomptroller 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I fly weekly. I do most of my irl shitlording on planes. It's the one place where I cannot hold back. I will bitch the entire flight, "STOP TOUCHING ME" being sure to raise my voice and make them uncomfortable. Idgaf how nice you are, if you are making me uncomfortable then I'm going to make you uncomfortable. I actually had one fat fuck ask me to climb over her so I could get to my window seat. I told her in an obviously irritated and condescending tone, "no you're actually going to need to stand and move out of the way." I wore a look of disgust the entire time.

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[–] physicscat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

These people who wrote things...are they expecting sympathy?

Stop fucking eating so much! That's it! That's all you have to do! You CAN control your weight!

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[–] Triggeredtoshitlord 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fat rule: if you commonly travel with a seat belt extender you're too fat for 1 seat.

2nd rule: who you're seated next to does not determine the size of the seat. If you're fat next to one person, you're fat next to everyone

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[–] Grave_Mercy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Best quote of the article and all you really need if you don't want to read the novel of this fatties feelings.

"I wanted to feel relieved, but all I felt was guilt -- towering, overwhelming guilt at this embarrassment of riches. Also anger, at the guilt. I felt guilty because the airplane seat failed to accomodate my body sufficiently to satisfy the pinched-faced crabby woman beside me, whom I would never see again. I felt dehumanized by her inability to make eye contact and acknowledge that I am a person and not simply an inconvenient sack of fat."

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[–] Backcrackandsackwax 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

There is no easy solution; if one existed, airlines would have implemented it by now

I thought of a solution, it's called literally not doing something, in this case eating too much.

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[–] eldorann 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The attribute of Obeast-ity nullifies that of human-ity. Such objects are a waste of carbon and fit only for recycling.

Brutal but true.

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[–] belil569 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Strike 1 = Im fat Strike 2 = I fly Strike 3 = We trump you so screw your feelings

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