[–] The_Venerable 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
This is my life. I was charged with two made up felonies for calling a cop a nigger. He wasn't even black he was indian. Ended up getting the charges dropped.
[–] uvulectomy 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
"He wasn't even black he was indian."
Curryniggers are still niggers.
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[–] The_Venerable 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
He claimed I spit in his face and resisted arrest violently, both were lies. I think I got off because of how ridiculous his report was. He made it sound like I was a ninja in The Matrix.
[–] OneOfTheBoys 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"he was a good actually" lol :) good work, please keep at it!
[–] MetalAegis 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
These remind me of MurdochMurdoch.
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[–] One-Way_Bus 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I'd be fuckin' worried too if Ben showed up with a chainsaw.
[–] Shekelstein6M [S] 0 points 29 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago
Honestly, the hardest thing about making this was finding all the courtroom images. Had to download a season of suits and quickly skim through the episodes.
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[–] Shekelstein6M [S] 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Donate to Patrick Little. Or voat. Let's keep voat running.
[–] NotSeaGoat 1 point 27 points 28 points (+28|-1) ago
And yes, the name NotSeaGoat is already taken. I will sell it for 6 million shekels.
[–] Reddit-is-kill 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
I hate my name, will you give me the account out of pity and to not see this name again?
[–] Jaegerjaques 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
I'll give you some pristine condition lampshades for it.
[–] Jaegerjaques 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Nice contributions, keep it up. These are really good.