[–] EffYourDuckAss 0 points 31 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago
I'm still waiting for her knees to permanently rage quit.
[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It must be have been brutal standing back up using just that right leg.
[–] S_t_e_r_l_i_n_g 3 points 6 points 9 points (+9|-3) ago
I honestly can't believe this one didn't deal the final blow to it's knees. One of the first things I learned years ago in Martial Arts; NEVER allow your knees to extend past your toes when in stances like this.
[–] stfu_hypocrites 5 points -2 points 3 points (+3|-5) ago
I'm sorry, but you're an idiot. That is factually incorrect that kneea should never go past toes.
[–] SugarPie 0 points 26 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago
This thing was a blond, white chick from seemingly non-poor family circumstances - its INSANE to me how much of a boost in life she gave up just to stuff her maw nonstop. Someone should photoshop her to looking human - it'll trigger it immensely and show what it could have look like had it possessed a brain.
[–] SlowResponseTime 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
oh gosh, a black deathfat should bitch her out for having access to healthy white people food and not taking advantage of that. I'd enjoy the fat fight.
[–] BeetusChristFUPAStar 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Someone should photoshop her to looking human
[–] callthehambulance 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Her family are also LDS. There's a lot of fat Mormons, in spite of the Word of Wisdom telling members to exercise and be a healthy weight
[–] BisonBiff 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
overweight LDS people weird me out. i'm not quite sure why i see so many overweight FLDS people, but i assume it has to do with dietary restrictions and pregnancy-weight that doesn't go away. it seems like FLDS women would be UNDERWEIGHT if anything. i would love to see a honest week-long shot of an FLDS family's kitchen. they must be using a lot of oil.
sorry, i'm just very interested in fringe-religions which is why i differentiate between LSD and FLDS. i don't think i could ID a mainline mormon on the street.
[–] PsychoClover 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
Her braggy-ass statement reads like she couldn’t get her shit together to walk her dog in a month. Even if that’s not what she meant, that’s what it sounds like. There’s also a difference between asking for support for climbing out of depression and asking for head pats for doing basic adult tasks, and this idiot’s definitely in the latter group.
[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Yes, that was my thought, too. Wow, you cleaned your apartment, tried on some clothes, and took your dog for a walk? And you expect applause? I do that shit every single day, only I have a whole house with two kids in it to clean--two kids I do two separate school runs for every weekday--and I make dinner and do laundry and am in the middle of renovating my house so I've been cutting and mounting tile and painting floors and cleaning out closets blah blah blah. That's called being an adult. I don't expect applause for it and neither do other normal adults, you arrogant bitch.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Have you considered that it is hard to do the simple things because it's hard to do anything with 500lb bearing down on you? Also, it's not normal to stretch while holding you dog. That's how we know you don't exercise and that this is staged to pretend you do.
[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It cleans its sty once a month, whether it needs it or not...
[–] SlowResponseTime 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Poodles are one of the smartest breeds, that dog knows it deserves better than the moocow. I'd love to know how that fatty defines what qualifies as a "long af" walk.
I firmly believe the biggest celebrations aren't for the grand accomplishments
Fatty only says that because she knows she won't accomplish jack shit in her short, pathetic, obese life.
[–] showbobandvagene 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
the absolute state of what used to be her legs....