[–] IggyReilly 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Same! Had a girls' day yesterday and skipped the housekeeping (Saturdays I deep clean the whole house). The dust is already driving me nuts, and I've been awake for about an hour.
[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Wow, y'all, she took time out of her busy stuffing-her-face schedule to throw away all the food wrappers and maybe wash some of her tarps or even clean the sty that is surely her bathroom. She deserves applause!! She even took her poor dog for a walk--a "long" walk, which probably means around the whole block. The rest of us do that sort of thing every day, but of course, we don't weigh the same as a baby elephant so it doesn't take us days to haul ourselves off the couch in order to do any of that.
[–] HAES-Are-Delusional 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
This comment needs tp go straight to the top!
[–] SlowResponseTime 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Poodles are one of the smartest breeds, that dog knows it deserves better than the moocow. I'd love to know how that fatty defines what qualifies as a "long af" walk.
I firmly believe the biggest celebrations aren't for the grand accomplishments
Fatty only says that because she knows she won't accomplish jack shit in her short, pathetic, obese life.
[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It cleans its sty once a month, whether it needs it or not...
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Have you considered that it is hard to do the simple things because it's hard to do anything with 500lb bearing down on you? Also, it's not normal to stretch while holding you dog. That's how we know you don't exercise and that this is staged to pretend you do.
[–] BoraxTheFungarian ago
Nothing that she does matters until her body stops resembling a dumpter fire...