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[–] Lunayan 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

I really hope this is satire of some sort

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[–] deployable 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Nope. He's paying me to do screening interviews for applicants in my van down by the river.

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[–] AlanTuringsGhost ago 

I dunno. B-cup with long nipples seems too specific to be satire. Seems like a real fetish.

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[–] Lunayan ago 

Seriously weird :|

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[–] anoncastillo 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Why a sexy woman? Why not someone as fat as him?

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[–] SlowResponseTime 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Even if someone as fat as him showed up she'd totally be as sexy to him, I'm sure. Real women have curves. Big Beautiful Woman. All that jazz. He should be thrilled if a Moocow shows up.

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[–] g33k3ss 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I really hope they're paying a lot of money for this, but given that they're too cheap to get a pedicure...

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[–] AbjectSubstance 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

boobs

below Frontal Upper Pelvic Area

...shitlady

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Is /v/ChoosyBeggars adequate for this? This seems like a category above that.

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[–] undemocratic 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I hope that's a troll

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[–] 13950037? [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

There are some very thirsty, desperate and/or gross men on the internet. Stochastically there must be some who unite all three qualities to a great degree. We had Chris-Chan and his quest for a "boyfriend-free girl", after all.

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[–] PenguinOrgy 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

He's gonna get some tranny. I guarantee it.

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[–] OdinsMessenger 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Nah, those who would do it are way out of his price range, and the rest have too high of standards.

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[–] Fitizen0 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This can't be legit and his fat ass got no responses if it is.

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