[–] anoncastillo 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Why a sexy woman? Why not someone as fat as him?
[–] SlowResponseTime 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Even if someone as fat as him showed up she'd totally be as sexy to him, I'm sure. Real women have curves. Big Beautiful Woman. All that jazz. He should be thrilled if a Moocow shows up.
[–] PenguinOrgy 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
He's gonna get some tranny. I guarantee it.
[–] OdinsMessenger 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Nah, those who would do it are way out of his price range, and the rest have too high of standards.
Some times I imagine Katie Holmes coming to my front door and begging me for sex. There I said it.
Actually you're right! Or something equally as unexpected and hilarious. Or I'm with another celebrity at the time. Stuff like that.
[–] Lunayan 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
I really hope this is satire of some sort
[–] AlanTuringsGhost ago
I dunno. B-cup with long nipples seems too specific to be satire. Seems like a real fetish.
[–] Lunayan ago
Seriously weird :|
[–] deployable 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Nope. He's paying me to do screening interviews for applicants in my van down by the river.