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[–] Lunayan 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

I really hope this is satire of some sort

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[–] AlanTuringsGhost ago 

I dunno. B-cup with long nipples seems too specific to be satire. Seems like a real fetish.

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[–] Lunayan ago 

Seriously weird :|

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[–] deployable 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Nope. He's paying me to do screening interviews for applicants in my van down by the river.

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[–] g33k3ss 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I really hope they're paying a lot of money for this, but given that they're too cheap to get a pedicure...

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[–] anoncastillo 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Why a sexy woman? Why not someone as fat as him?

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[–] SlowResponseTime 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Even if someone as fat as him showed up she'd totally be as sexy to him, I'm sure. Real women have curves. Big Beautiful Woman. All that jazz. He should be thrilled if a Moocow shows up.

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[–] Fitizen0 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This can't be legit and his fat ass got no responses if it is.

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[–] PenguinOrgy 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

He's gonna get some tranny. I guarantee it.

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[–] OdinsMessenger 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Nah, those who would do it are way out of his price range, and the rest have too high of standards.

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[–] thebearfromstartrack ago 

Some times I imagine Katie Holmes coming to my front door and begging me for sex. There I said it.

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[–] Dagdamor 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

And then you send her away because she forgot to wear a low cut blouse as requested.

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[–] thebearfromstartrack ago 

Actually you're right! Or something equally as unexpected and hilarious. Or I'm with another celebrity at the time. Stuff like that.

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[–] 13974514? [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Need to be 20 low cut blouses NEXT!

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[–] mierdasenor ago 

Repulsion game: strong

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[–] Runner4lyfe87 ago 

Jesus fucking christ.

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