[–] Jack_Dorsey 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) 2.2 years ago
i actually did mow my lawn yesterday
you had kept your damn lawn mowed, your milfy neighbor might have stuck around longe
this is hurtful, how dare you
Hey...have you checked out Twitter?
[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 2.2 years ago
I have pretty much never checked out Twitter and I'm not gonna start today.
Now mow your damned lawn! Or at least clean your garage. Fall is coming.
If you had a good lawn, you might have a good girlfriend! Or at least a neighbor that you can creep on from a distance.
Yes, the only reason she moved is you. She moved because of you.
I'm not the one who has to deal with this. This is YOUR fault.
She moved because of you.
so walking over there with my cock out was a bad move..... FUCK!!!!!! I KNEW IT
i could verify if you want
[–] TheBuddha [S] ago
I have pretty much never checked out Twitter and I'm not gonna start today.
Now mow your damned lawn! Or at least clean your garage. Fall is coming.
If you had a good lawn, you might have a good girlfriend! Or at least a neighbor that you can creep on from a distance.
Yes, the only reason she moved is you. She moved because of you.
I'm not the one who has to deal with this. This is YOUR fault.
[–] Jack_Dorsey 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
so walking over there with my cock out was a bad move..... FUCK!!!!!! I KNEW IT
[–] Jack_Dorsey 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
i could verify if you want