[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 2.2 years ago
MOW YOUR FUCKING LAWN!
If you had kept your damn lawn mowed, your milfy neighbor might have stuck around longer and spent more time talking to you!
[–] Jack_Dorsey 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) 2.2 years ago
i actually did mow my lawn yesterday
you had kept your damn lawn mowed, your milfy neighbor might have stuck around longe
this is hurtful, how dare you
Hey...have you checked out Twitter?
[–] TheBuddha [S] 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 2.2 years ago
I have pretty much never checked out Twitter and I'm not gonna start today.
Now mow your damned lawn! Or at least clean your garage. Fall is coming.
If you had a good lawn, you might have a good girlfriend! Or at least a neighbor that you can creep on from a distance.
Yes, the only reason she moved is you. She moved because of you.
I'm not the one who has to deal with this. This is YOUR fault.
[–] Jack_Dorsey 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
i actually did mow my lawn yesterday
this is hurtful, how dare you
Hey...have you checked out Twitter?
[–] TheBuddha [S] ago
I have pretty much never checked out Twitter and I'm not gonna start today.
Now mow your damned lawn! Or at least clean your garage. Fall is coming.
If you had a good lawn, you might have a good girlfriend! Or at least a neighbor that you can creep on from a distance.
Yes, the only reason she moved is you. She moved because of you.
I'm not the one who has to deal with this. This is YOUR fault.