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[–] SlowResponseTime 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

You should complain that your vision is blocked and ask to have your seat moved - it'll show you real fast if you have any fellow shitpeople in the class with you and shame the fatty. Plus, it's a fair complaint, it really is getting in your way.

You could also get a little febreze spritzer or something and spray it around when the fatty sits down. Say something like: "That fat..sorry... fast food stinks."

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Fats shouldn't be allowed in at all. They aren't paying attention and they never commit to finishing a course or degree. They are wasting everyone's time by pretending they have an interest in being there.

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[–] apparently 3 points 0 points (+3|-3) ago 

as in they should make the doors too small for fats to get in. hmmm then it might be tricky to move large equipment and furniture in....

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[–] Dofigaruskaya 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Have you ever seen a truly fat person at Harvard? Fats are too stupid to finish college anyway

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[–] droopy2525 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Caleb Luna's at UC Berkeley. They're Stanford rejects but it's still considered a really good school

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[–] Dofigaruskaya 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Isn't that the school that violently riots everytime a conservative comes to speak? Sounds pretty damn stupid to me

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[–] apparently 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

if fats sit at the back then the front of the class will be forced upwards

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[–] droopy2525 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I agree. I and others with big hair have had to move to the back for it, fats should have too also

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[–] Siacca 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Tell the professor you can't see and the obeast is distracting due to its odor. Ask to be moved. If it comes down to it, say the smell is making you nauseous and you think you're going to throw up. That will get the teacher's attention in a hurry. That's pretty much the last thing anyone wants to happen in a classroom.

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[–] jayfencing 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

There’s always that one (fat) person in class who keeps disrupting the lesson with stupid interjections. Just be quiet and let the rest of us learn!

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

ESPECIALLY when they're a mom.

"As a mom...."

Fucking shut the fuck up no one cares.

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[–] teatime 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You're purchasing those lessons don't be afraid to ask for anything you need.

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