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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Pregnant fats are the worst. They think they can get away with being cunty-er than usual because, "muh hormonal mood swings!" They also think being pregnant gives them a carte blanche to eat whatever they want and however much they want, while simultaneously making them immune to criticism regarding their or the baby's health.

Oh, and doctors are now so used to seeing these adipose monstrosities that they think normal weight pregnant ladies must have an eating disorder for not ballooning 100+ pounds... so just be prepared to have a couple health care professionals question your eating habits (happened to both me & my sister while we were pregnant...apparently not gaining weight during the first trimester because you're barfing so much means that you have an eating disorder, idk) My sister's OB actually had the balls to pull her husband aside and confirm with him that she didn't have an eating disorder. But I digress...

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[–] jingle [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Luckily my Obgyn has not mentioned anything about my weight yet and she encourages me to keep working out. So I hope that’s a good sign.

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[–] AlanTuringsGhost 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

So OBGYNs think it's 'normal' now to gain 100lb?

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Fuck if I know. But My GP sent me to a nutritionist because she said I "wasn't gaining enough weight" (I was right on track for what's considered normal) and the anesthetist who did my epidural was super excited that I was "skinny" because he said he could see exactly where he needed to put the needle. In the end I gained 25 pounds, and the recommended was 25-35. And like I said, my sister's husband was pulled aside because her doctor thought she was lying about having an eating disorder. I hypothesize that doctors are just so used to seeing heifers, that they forget what a normal, human pregnancy looks like.

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[–] BestUCanB 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Apparently yes. My obgyn kind of forced me to eat until I gained 40 pounds with my pregnancy. She purposely withheld medication for nausea just to get me to “eat my nausea” away.

The look on her face when I showed up at the 6 weeks appointment having lost majority of the weight I gained (due to fasting, BFing, juicing, keto, and CICO) was priceless.

She legit thought I had an eating disorder and didn’t believe that I could still BF my son.

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[–] Siacca 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

They are animals. Maybe they are carrying a litter in there.

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[–] jagz 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Greetings, fellow pregnant lady! I can confirm everything you say (though I am much further along).

So, bad news - it gets worse with them. As they get further along, they will start eating even more, and moving even less. I have seen ones who claim to be in the last trimester and STILL don't look pregnant. Like, it's still hidden under there. And some of them wear maternity clothes before they ever even GET pregnant (I found this out recently) so they just keep buying larger and larger tarps. I have never seen such a variety of muumuus until I had to start going to childbirth classes.

And they COMPLAIN. Oh, do they complain! About their backs, their knees, heartburn, swelling, can't sleep, sleep too much, hungry all the time, etc. It never stops. I will admit to having some uncomfortable days (especially now that we're nearing the end) but I'm happy to bear them because I know it's worth it in the end. They act like pregnancy is the WORST thing ever and they can't wait for it to be over. I'm trying to value it as much as I can (least of all because we were unsure for a while whether this would ever materialize for us) and they treat it like some kind of tribulation. And they trade food stories - the other day I heard one mention "slutty brownies" which are, from what I can tell, when you mix brownie batter and chocolate chip cookie dough together. And here I am, making myself eat foods I don't even enjoy so much just because they are healthy.

So I hope I haven't said anything too scary, but you'll encounter more of them. I take it to heart that I am at least here trying to give my child the absolute best start in life and they aren't. Hey, at least mine will skate past theirs in school.

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[–] jingle [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I believe it. Most of those ailments they probably had before being pregnant. Now they just have an excuse to complain besides being fat. 🙄

Good luck in your last few weeks. Nice to know there are other pregnant shitladies like me out there since all I see are hams.

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[–] Ashra 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Greetings fellow pregnant ladies!

I actually lost weight during the first 3-4 months of pregnancy- because I was eating similarly, but I gave up wine, haha.

People ask me all the time how I'm feeling as if they expect me to have a lot to complain about. Besides the occasional hip soreness (I hear 2nd babies cause that, since the hips have already stretched once before), feeling hot and wanting the A.C. on lower than usual, and having to pee (what feel like) all the time, I have been feeling great! I love being pregnant and I love my little ninja even when he kicks hard :). It's so amazing to be growing a human!

Also, admittedly my friend made slutty brownies and brought them to a party I had last year and they were pretty banging. It's a layer of chocolate chip cookie dough, then oreos, covered in brownie mix and cooked together. I would not make them, personally, but it was a treat.

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[–] Canada_is_gay 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Fat women who get pregnant are child abusers. All the health risks to the baby during the pregnancy, plus the increased risk of problems for children even after being born - all because fatty can't be bother to get healthy before it get's it's toy. Cause make no mistake, it's getting a prop for it's selfish self, not becoming a parent. A parent wouldn't be too lazy to bother to get healthy for their child. Fatty just wants a toy.

That doesn't even begin to go into that how the hell are we supposed to believe someone is going to take care of child if they can't even be bothered to get kinda healthy before having one.

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[–] ETres 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Great observation, OP! When I see pregger fatties (at least I THINK they're pregnant), I can't help but feel concern for the future of their unborn kids. Good luck with your pregnancy, hope all goes well!

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[–] bethygal83 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

it’s hard to tell anymore if a woman is pregnant or just a fat piece of shit. So many women with huuuge bellies. It’s a guessing game.

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[–] TantricPanniculus7 ago 

There's always asking how far along they are. Tee hee!

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Thighs and collar bones. Fatty thighs have that cellulite bounce to them, and if you can't see collar bones, welp there ya go.

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[–] Onion84 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Some of these retards actually said that if you don't have a giant fupa then the baby won't have any place to grow. I was told that if I don't get to the size of a cow when pregnant, it means I am sick and weak and I will have a sick baby, fat = strong and fertile, blah blah, trying to push food at me because "nourishing da baybay"... The delusion...

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[–] jingle [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I’ve gotten that the baby needs more room....... ummm. More fat does not equal more room for the baby.

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[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It actually means less room for the baby, and all other organs. Visceral fat is also the most dangerous type of fat to accumulate.

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[–] AlanTuringsGhost 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hams will ham.

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[–] clockworkgirl21 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I am 14 weeks and have just recently gotten a tiny bump you can only see when I’m naked. I was disgusted all the women who posted photos of their “bumps” at 8 weeks in and talked about how much they’ve gained already. So gross.