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[–] Battlefat 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

For when you really need a one-shot murder suicide

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[–] theoldones 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

"so what can your carry pistol kill?"

"a goddamn building."

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[–] recon_johnny 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

"The Wristbreaker"

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[–] chryseos-geckota 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Face smasher

[–] [deleted] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

[Deleted]

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[–] RadialSkid 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It's not. It was made by a guy on DeviantArt. Pretty convincing, though, for people familiar with ads of this era.

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[–] robot7247 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Pretty convincing to whom?

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[–] Napierdalator 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Because fuck you. And that guy in the other room behind you. And his car outside.

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[–] mostlyfriendly 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Where is firearm jesus when you need him?

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] mostlyfriendly 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Not that Jesus. This jesus.

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[–] shifty_pete 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

What? 5.5MM velo-dog? No. This has to be fake. No one would make a gun available is such wildly different calibers.

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[–] Memorexem 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Goddamn! Its caliber is 1.0... that's bigger than a fifty, and those things almost break your fucking wrist to shoot WITH modern technology backing them up.

I can't imagine how much that thing would suck to shoot, but you probably wouldn't have to worry about getting hit. That recoil and short barrel would make this just a stupid gun to carry. Unless you have a chance of elephants running up on you, in which case you better fucking run anyway. Lol

Edit - autocorrect, ugh

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[–] NorthernMan [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The Mexicans hopping the border keep bringing their Mexican elephants with them.

Plus we already have 300+ pound black women roaming about

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[–] Memorexem 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's why I carry a concealed doughnut at all times. Much safer, and you won't hurt a human.

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[–] Mogumbo 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Who Micheal obama?

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