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[–] o0shad0o 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

What is it exactly we're progressing toward?

Diabeetus and clarged arteries.

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[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I only looked long enough to need glasses.

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[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

What that grotesque thing is progressing toward is immaterial. What matters is there’s no way that thing is working for a living and paying its own expenses. That thing is a welfare parasite and our tax dollars are feeding it and paying for its housing and medical expenses while we listen to it and all the others like it shrieking about how they’re healthy, beautiful and deserve respect and love.

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[–] Fahrvergnaked 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Holy shit. You just changed how I've been looking at this

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[–] CapitalPurifier ago 

don't give in to diabeetus it's a tool of the patriarchy

turn the other cheek, show them! clarged arteries!

oh wait that's taken from cuckianity

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[–] sampsonnite420 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Is that a trunk of one of those wierd trees ? Fat tree

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[–] truthbeloathed 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

could make so many salad bowls

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[–] sampsonnite420 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I’ll never see Krang the same way now. Lmao

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's an insult to white sap from trees!

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[–] The_Crusader ago 

Understatement of the year.

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[–] NassTee 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Jack Daniels and I are going to try to prove your title wrong.

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[–] Ajaxofbarbaria 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Good luck, good sir.

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[–] Knife_Cat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I need a shot of Jack now

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[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The not rare enough freshwater walrus.

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[–] FlyinToadstar 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The tardigrade is important to evolution. While strangely cute, these animals are almost indestructible and can even survive in outer space.

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[–] Mark_Cuckerberg 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Holy shit, someone ate jabba the hutt

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