[–] everlastingphelps 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
They fuck that kid.
[–] 1_61803399 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
This comment gave me a good laugh because it could very well be true. Then I thought, shit, it probably is true. So I didn't want to upvoats, but I did.
[–] Thissandwich 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Most likely to be killed by a mudslime before then.
[–] ScottRockview 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Being British and not having access to guns (and in 15 years, knives) he will commit a mass spooning.
[–] theoldones 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
nah, bloody wrists in a bathtub most likely
Oh my god, they reproduced!!!
That kid will grow up to be the most fucked up anti-trans kid. Named Star Cloud??? What did they do? Named him after the first things they saw whilst gawking at the sky for several hours?
That kid will probably get the courts to rename him when he's old enough so he can get a professional job.
[–] newoldwave ago
Poor kid