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[–] shadow332 [S] 0 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You know she's actually straight and has no given up on the fantasy of ever being attractive for a guy so she found another fat ugly straight woman and pretend they are now "lesbian". "They just weren't interested in men anyway." #roomies4lyfe

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[–] satisfyinghump 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

I thought it was similar to your theory but more along the lines of that one rule girls abide by when going out. Always have an ugly/fat girl in your group to make everyone else look better by 1 or 2 points.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The Duff.

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[–] Cowtownrunner 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

There’s a parent at my daughters school like this that I had naively become aquaintences with. She told me once (in regard to being a lesbian) that she ‘wasn’t always this way’. I bet she wasn’t because she used to be thin. Anyway, she showed her true colors, they were ugly, and now we don’t speak. Shocking, I know.

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[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

That's an apt analysis.

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[–] EffYourDuckAss 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

No, sweetie, men are looking at you in the same way they look at a car accident.

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[–] CaptainProtein 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

You know that feeling you get when you lift up a big rock, and there's all these worms and grubs and stuff crawling around under there, and you're like "what is THAT doing there?" That's the same feeling I get

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Oh like when you go to use a public restroom and you open the stall door and there's shit and period blood everywhere.

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[–] PaulNeriAustralia 8 points 7 points (+15|-8) ago  (edited ago)

I've never heard a female say anything that wasn't self-serving. There's never anything "wrong" with them. It's always men with "fragile masculinity", as in this case, or men brainwashed by advertising into thinking slim women are the ideal etc. They'll even use history to show that once "rubenesque" women were mens' idea of the perfect woman. The girls simply want to have their cake and eat it - simple as that.

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[–] shadow332 [S] 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

And even if you look at the paintings by Reubens, they don't have huge flaps of fat hanging down like these women so they've got nothing. And despite all of their justification, they're sitll not getting any cock, so there's that.

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[–] fuckthisshitimout 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I hear thin women talk bad about themselves, hell I do. But to add to that, I've never heard a FAT woman talk bad about herself, oh and they never take responsibility for their actions.

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[–] DylanRootDindunuffin 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They want to eat your cake too, and mine, and his, and hers ....

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[–] PaulNeriAustralia 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That was funny!

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[–] HereComesTheFunk 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

It’s hard not to stare. Each fatty is unique. It’s just fun to see how their poor body is dealing holding on to an extra 150-350lbs.

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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Its hard not to stare

no it isnt.

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[–] DrShitlord 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ever heard of heavy objects bending light?

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[–] runkkaamunatulessa 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

mention her about 1 pair of back-tits and 2 pairs of side-tits and see who is fragile

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

If you saw them staring, doesn't that mean you were staring too? Would that makes yours fragile femininity? I doubt it because, as we know, all roads lead back to misogyny even the ones that contradict the other ones.

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[–] HAES-Are-Delusional 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

There is NOTHING feminine about that creature.

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[–] goatboy 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

All I see is dead people, everywhere I look. Everyone is about to die in a most horrific manner. I enjoy watching fat people, because I still see dead people- but their deaths will be extra funny for the shock on their piggy faces and sound of bacon frying as they waddle away from certain doom. #fragileMYmasculinity

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[–] meeepins 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Describes the dating pool in your 30's perfectly!

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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

...

well mine wasnt imaginary for a start.

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