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Sorry. Had to fucking vent somewhere.
I dont give a flying fuck im not slapping this shit up anywhere else....
Calling your niece a whore
Uncle loves his Penhaligons. Niece loves uncles penhaligons. fat nasty cunt is a fat nasty cunt. so "mell nice?" gets responded to with "You smell like a whore honey" as opposed to "You smell like youve been fucking whores" if its just being worn by uncle, or "Something smells like shit" if it wafts from anywhere else... (this is just the latest angle. My favourite was last summer. Uncle was baited for 2 weeks over a plastic ice tray in the freezer which ended with aunt watching uncle put it in the fridge, taking it out again, emptying it, then declaring it was hers and she was taking it to work.... where they have an ice maker... for real? you think an almost 40 year old is going to fall into that fucking trap over frozen water?)
This is a 36 year old fucking virgin vs a 38 year old dude whos well over women.... when does it stop?
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Sorry. Had to fucking vent somewhere.
I dont give a flying fuck im not slapping this shit up anywhere else....
Uncle loves his Penhaligons. Niece loves uncles penhaligons. fat nasty cunt is a fat nasty cunt. so "mell nice?" gets responded to with "You smell like a whore honey" as opposed to "You smell like youve been fucking whores" if its just being worn by uncle, or "Something smells like shit" if it wafts from anywhere else... (this is just the latest angle. My favourite was last summer. Uncle was baited for 2 weeks over a plastic ice tray in the freezer which ended with aunt watching uncle put it in the fridge, taking it out again, emptying it, then declaring it was hers and she was taking it to work.... where they have an ice maker... for real? you think an almost 40 year old is going to fall into that fucking trap over frozen water?)
This is a 36 year old fucking virgin vs a 38 year old dude whos well over women.... when does it stop?