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[–] Shitelord772 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

That, plus the only people telling them they're beautiful are other fat women. They eventually buy into the idea they must be lesbians. It must be hard being a fit lesbian.

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[–] Nymphios 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

From my experience fit lesbians are pretty much don't exist outside porn. Sure, some (real life) lesbians are fit because they're professional athletes (I mean real sports like soccer and basketball, not competitive eating), but almost all lesbians I've ever seen are fatties of one planetary size or another. The irony is that gay guys are overwhelmingly fit and often times very muscular and swole. It seems to be that gays are fit because they want the people they're having sex with to be attractive, but lesbians seem to function the other way around: they've given up on men because they're so incredibly fat and ugly.

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[–] BasilieuSkubulos ago 

There was a fit lesbian on here who called then "clam hunting whales". Cracked me up but she described exactly what you said happening.

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[–] YourDickGotTheHIV 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Reminds me of some of the dudes that came out as gay during high school. They were the same dudes I saw chasing girls relentlessly but had so many unattractive traits that they got rejected 24/7. I was like yeahhh totally not surprising you're going where it's easy. The dudes they ended up getting weren't any catches either.

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[–] ArchangelleEisenslav 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

One fat SRS poster did exactly that.

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[–] TheSashimiTamale 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

Lets waste millions to find out why my cat refuses to use the scratch post I bought while we're at it, I spent a good fifteen bucks on that thing. That's a big deal for a broke college student.

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[–] AOU 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Mine is horizontal. Carpets can confirm.

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[–] speshul_snowflake 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

$50 says the cat loves playing with the box the scratch post came in...

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[–] BeetusFoot 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It's a cat not a toddler. $50 says it uses it as a bed.

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[–] kittysaysmeownow 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Try the corrugated cardboard scratchers, cats love those as much as boxes. Mine won't use anything else. Also I would like a grant for this information please... I'm looking into why some cats are fat and questioning cats who get too much exercise.

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[–] GhostPoop 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You could try using some spray on catnip. Or just rubbing it with catnip. Helps with my cat until she rubs it off.

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[–] GenevieveJenkins 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

The paper also suggested that young men should be “screened” to see if they are too preoccupied with their biceps.

allmywatts.jpg

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[–] uberdoober 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

WTF?! How about screening the fat fucking whales who are actually damaging their health and costing the healthcare system millions due to inability to control their eating?

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[–] Nymphios 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

This study seems to have nothing to do with homosexuality on any level and everything to do with fat acceptance and HAES.

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[–] farmer- 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

who the fuck is coming up with these studies?

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[–] Shitting_Shitlord 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Stay at home moms who watch day time television and get brainwashed with useless information about other people's lives because their lives are so stagnant.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

They say that like there's something wrong with guys wanting to be attractive to women and thus get laid. Also, biceps are necessary and practical, not mere ornamentation like a male peacock's feathers. My job involves carrying around boxes of cat litter and 50-pound bags of dog food. I'd be pretty fucked if I weren't fit.

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[–] FriedrichNietzsche ago 

Hahahahahaha

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[–] specialer_snowflake 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

I'm guessing it's the other way around - dudes won't have sex with the fatties so they turn gay.

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[–] specialer_snowflake 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I'm straight, but live in the heart of the gay part of San Diego (Hillcrest) and it is a total breath of fresh air b/c most of the gay guys take excellent shape of their bodies. Hell, when I'm at the gym I feel self-conscious and I'm not a lard lord. I'd say around 60%+ of the lesbians here are in great shape too, so I don't know about the veracity of that report. But, yeah, I'd much rather live here with all the gay dudes any day - at least I don't have to suffer the eye trauma of multitudes of cullulosers.

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[–] YourDickGotTheHIV 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Interesting to see this from a gay guy, the guys I know that came out were the polar opposites of fitness.

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[–] Limecicle 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Are they fat because they're lesbians or are they lesbians because they're fat?

This is in no way to discredit actual lesbians and I'm not trying to marginalize the homosexual community...but for real...

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[–] pray_the_gay_away 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago  (edited ago)

75% obesity rate is remarkable. Hormone imbalances due to being a geological monolith must be a contributing factor in their lesbianess. It's can't be purely cultural.

Of course there are real lesbians, but for the bi girls on the fence, obesity must break that fence and they fall on the lesbians side.

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[–] Staarlord [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

^Simplest way to answer this right here.

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[–] prisonersandpriests 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

They eat too much. Boom, science. Where's my money?

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[–] dildonkers 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

News articles that cite Reddit are automatically suspect.

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[–] AOU 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

“It’s tough though and many lesbians I know just don’t care, don’t want to put the work into it,” they said. “If you don’t care, who cares? If you’re happy that’s all that matters.”

If you’re happy with amputated feet from beetus that’s all that matters.

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[–] Big_Dumb_Animal 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Who needs sight in their right eye, when they're happy?

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Who needs the ability to shop without the aid of a Wal-Mart ScootyPuff, when they're happy?

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