[–] performance 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
So this lardass ate 1400 calories for breakfast, 1700 for the first snack, 2000 for the next snack, 3000 calories for lunch then "starved" for over an hour before continuing to gorge. No wonder it can't lose weight!
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
B-b-but muh internet calculators!!! They couldn't be wrong. They are on the internet after all and everything on the internet is true. This is the kind of person who follows their GPS' instructions to drive into a lake because it thought there was a road there.
[–] SlowResponseTime 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I do admire BlackBar for refusing to back down. Keeping the same, consistent, tempered message in the face of stupid is a finely honed in skill. Good job!
I know, I was just describing a situation where “I eat X calories and no weight loss! REEEEE!” was actually viable.
Any other situation outside late pregnancy, where fats make that excuse.... it’s a huge lie.
The only way to make that statement true is pregnancy but even then it’s not guaranteed because it’s different per woman.
So when a fatty mcfatfat always say that, I always get the urge to ask how far along they are 😆
[–] SayNOtothedress 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Well to your credit, when something inside you is growing that's a guaranteed weight gain. Can't defy the laws of reality
[–] Shitlord2016 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
i can’t go on reddit becuase instead of helping fatties I remind them that suicide is a viable option. It’s cheap, can be painless, and you never have to worry about us privileged thin people fat shaming your goddess body again.... I can’t see a downside.
[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
If you're eating 1000 below TDEE, it's still only going to be about 2 lb/week; which due to weight being inconsistent on any given day, is not going to reliably report as a loss until a few weeks of sticking to it. Fats don't have the tenacity, they think "Oh my god, I starved myself (ate less than normal, still more than a human) for 2 days and I've not lost any weight! Diets don't work! swallows a Pizza Hut whole"
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[–] ilikefish 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Fat fucks don't even need to eat at all. Just give them water.