[–] Ajaxofbarbaria 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Wow... she must be hungry.
[–] GapingAnus 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
And he must be thirsty.
[–] MinorLeakage 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
When I first saw your comment, I thought it said "Patriarchal solutions" and I laughed out loud.
[–] GoBackToReddit 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
lol my god I'm glad those days are behind me.
[–] OoklaTheMok111 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I was thinking the same thing. It reminds me of the wife and I. She would have 5 drinks and would get sick and I would just be getting started. Can't take her anywhere, sheesh.
[–] GoBackToReddit 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
I was a blackout drunk for many years. These days I know better than to even start.
[–] gabara 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
i accidentally left my Time Machine on the moon a couple centuries ago and had to walk back. I asked this guy named Neil who said he was going to the moon if I could hitch a ride, told him it was only going to be one way, he laughed and though he was joking. He did later say he saw my time machine up there but he also didn't laugh anymore... ever!
[–] Dominus_Stercae ago
It's a somewhat dated, but nevertheless common turn of phrase. For that matter, "turn of phrase" is a turn of phrase. So is "for that matter." I better stop now. :-)
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[–] lord_nougat ago
He vomited on your dick?
[–] Warnos44 ago
He probably died,