[–] [deleted] 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

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[–] lord_nougat ago 

He vomited on your dick?

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[–] Warnos44 ago 

He probably died,

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[–] Ajaxofbarbaria 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Wow... she must be hungry.

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[–] GapingAnus 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

And he must be thirsty.

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[–] Ajaxofbarbaria 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Oosh. That’s a nasty drank.

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[–] Alan33 ago 

yes

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[–] 13594237? 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Practical solutions to practical problems.

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[–] MinorLeakage 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

When I first saw your comment, I thought it said "Patriarchal solutions" and I laughed out loud.

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[–] GoBackToReddit 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

lol my god I'm glad those days are behind me.

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[–] OoklaTheMok111 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I was thinking the same thing. It reminds me of the wife and I. She would have 5 drinks and would get sick and I would just be getting started. Can't take her anywhere, sheesh.

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[–] GoBackToReddit 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I was a blackout drunk for many years. These days I know better than to even start.

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[–] heygeorge 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

I think this is a time-traveling photo of @zyklon_b two hours from now. @gabara

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[–] gabara 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

i accidentally left my Time Machine on the moon a couple centuries ago and had to walk back. I asked this guy named Neil who said he was going to the moon if I could hitch a ride, told him it was only going to be one way, he laughed and though he was joking. He did later say he saw my time machine up there but he also didn't laugh anymore... ever!

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[–] zyklon_b 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Nope i am gettin some ass from a 45 yearold oldest i ever fucked

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[–] heygeorge 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

A wise man once told me 40+ is where it’s at.

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[–] LoveTheFloor 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Nice

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[–] lucabrasi 2 points 6 points (+8|-2) ago 

Wait did she consent to that bucket prior to drinking? Is it written down with her signature on it? If she's drunk she can't consent! BUCKET RAPE!!1!

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[–] Firinmahlazer 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Ingenuity at its finest

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[–] Holonomic 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

"When Needs Must" --- ? Sorry, but the title sucks, but the picture is golden. Simple solutions to difficult problems!

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[–] Dominus_Stercae ago 

It's a somewhat dated, but nevertheless common turn of phrase. For that matter, "turn of phrase" is a turn of phrase. So is "for that matter." I better stop now. :-)

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