[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I wonder how he plans on keeping the bucket there while he rapes her.
[–] 1Sorry_SOB 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The princess has found her knight in shining armor.
[–] [deleted] 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
[–] gabara 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
i accidentally left my Time Machine on the moon a couple centuries ago and had to walk back. I asked this guy named Neil who said he was going to the moon if I could hitch a ride, told him it was only going to be one way, he laughed and though he was joking. He did later say he saw my time machine up there but he also didn't laugh anymore... ever!
[–] Alan33 ago
it was me,lol