[–] GoBackToReddit 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
lol my god I'm glad those days are behind me.
[–] OoklaTheMok111 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I was thinking the same thing. It reminds me of the wife and I. She would have 5 drinks and would get sick and I would just be getting started. Can't take her anywhere, sheesh.
[–] GoBackToReddit 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
I was a blackout drunk for many years. These days I know better than to even start.
[–] MinorLeakage 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
When I first saw your comment, I thought it said "Patriarchal solutions" and I laughed out loud.
[–] Ajaxofbarbaria 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Wow... she must be hungry.
[–] GapingAnus 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
And he must be thirsty.
[–] heygeorge 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
I think this is a time-traveling photo of @zyklon_b two hours from now. @gabara
[–] zyklon_b 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
Nope i am gettin some ass from a 45 yearold oldest i ever fucked
[–] LoveTheFloor 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Nice
[–] heygeorge 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
A wise man once told me 40+ is where it’s at.
[–] gabara 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
i accidentally left my Time Machine on the moon a couple centuries ago and had to walk back. I asked this guy named Neil who said he was going to the moon if I could hitch a ride, told him it was only going to be one way, he laughed and though he was joking. He did later say he saw my time machine up there but he also didn't laugh anymore... ever!