[–] GoBackToReddit 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
lol my god I'm glad those days are behind me.
[–] OoklaTheMok111 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I was thinking the same thing. It reminds me of the wife and I. She would have 5 drinks and would get sick and I would just be getting started. Can't take her anywhere, sheesh.
[–] GoBackToReddit 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
I was a blackout drunk for many years. These days I know better than to even start.
[–] Ajaxofbarbaria 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Wow... she must be hungry.
[–] GapingAnus 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
And he must be thirsty.
[–] MinorLeakage 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
When I first saw your comment, I thought it said "Patriarchal solutions" and I laughed out loud.
[–] Holonomic 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago
"When Needs Must" --- ? Sorry, but the title sucks, but the picture is golden. Simple solutions to difficult problems!
[–] Dominus_Stercae ago
It's a somewhat dated, but nevertheless common turn of phrase. For that matter, "turn of phrase" is a turn of phrase. So is "for that matter." I better stop now. :-)