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[–] Placetohide 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

These are supposed to be GOOD manicures? JFC those make me feel worlds better about my home paint jobs. I paint my own nails mostly for fun, and I rarely grow them out very long because I'm just rough on my hands with gardening, caring for animals, working out, etc. I can see why you left this group - these useless hams can't even wait until the excess paint on their skin wears away or, gosh I don't know, tidy it up with some remover on a q-tip? Unless the object here was to post nails worthy of ridicule, in which case they succeeded!

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[–] EffMrsDeathFat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I was just about to say... those are UGLY manicures. Straight up disgusting. The hands and fingers just make it worse.

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[–] Naught405 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Fat wrists, ankles and hands are the best identifiers of the Common North American Landwhale

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[–] REEEperMan 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

There's nothing worse than fat ham paws with giant claws. Plus, some of these look like they were painted by kindergarteners. I know hamplanets are on the same mental level as retarded children, but these are just shockingly bad.

On a side note, I used to be self-conscious about having fat fingers (ring size 7.5-8) before seeing these sausages on Instaham...

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[–] LordoftheBeetus 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I worked at an airport for a while when I was managing a business on the secure side (I had the homeland security clearance and got chosen for this crap job, but anyway). We only had one bathroom, so if someone was using it, I would jet across the hall to the public bathroom. I probably saw thousands of people in my time there and started to notice a trend. Older women, slim women and pretty much all children washed their hands after leaving the stalls. The only people who didn't were the fatties. There were even a few occasions where a hambeast would refuse to wash it's hands even though it's child would do so and make a comment about how gross it was. I also learned to avoid hand contact with people unless it absolutely couldn't be helped.

Fats also were the only ones to miss the toilet, clog it with single ply paper somehow or fill the garbage cans with food wrappers and huge sodas. Working with the public has essentially made me into a hermit these days. I used to work in food service but now I am a personal trainer. Fuck fats. My clients are all fit and none of them are entitled assholes. Imagine that?

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[–] AlanTuringsGhost 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

http://archive.li/3QKPa

As I get closer to the women's room an odor assails my nostrils. It was like sewage combined with greasy rancid meat, and my stomach dropped when I remembered the last two people who used the restroom. Covering my nose with my shirt I gently pushed open the door to discover a new circle of hell. Bob Saget got off easy. In this restroom, brown matter covered EVERYTHING!! The floor, the walls, the mirror and the sink was COVERED IN SHIT.

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[–] ScreaminMime ago 

W-wow, has this story been posted here? First I've read of it.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

I believe I know why this is. The body tends to store fat only over muscle. If you think about a normal human being, they will have fat on their upper arms, chest, abdomen, butt, and thighs mostly. These are where all the biggest muscles are. The body very rarely stores fat over bones. You don't see thin people with fat elbows, hands, knees, or feet (or foreheads). Fat will only be stored there when the body has simply exhausted every other place and no longer has a choice. It is a very unnatural thing and it therefore triggers a disease antipathy in us. Seeing fatty bony areas is a sign of very physically manifested poor health. It's just the same as seeing grossly discoloured skin ... which fats also tend to have. I believe it is extremely normal and logical to be unusually revolted by fat hands beyond the normal revulsion for a pot belly, for example.

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[–] Shitwherever 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I have relatively large hands, I keep my nails clipped short, and hardly ever paint them. Still, my hands look way better than any of those. Fat hands creep me out.

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Wow, I was literally just thinking the same thing today. In my case however it's guns instead of nails. Picked up a new 22lr rifle to replace my ~50ish year old one. The new one has some better designed, yet different operation. So of course to be safe, I look up how to do certain things on youtube.

All videos had fat hands. I couldn't believe that every single video I saw featured fat sausage fingers. Some were so big that the major gun parts were smaller and the presenter had obvious problems handling the rifle's parts. Though it is kind of funny how often they drop parts, fail to get roll-pins into their holes, and generally fail to have the hand strength to operate the various parts.

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[–] SlowResponseTime 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Just here....have all my upvotes! Throws more upvotes around for this post

I've been growing my nails out since February and finally doubled the nail bed. Joy! Nicely done manicures delight me. Ugly manicures on fat, stubby, sausage fingers are endlessly irritating. Why do they even bother? It looks so fucked up to see a nail growing out of fat fingers.

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