I used to follow several nail polish bloggers, but I stopped because I couldn't stand looking at their disgusting sausage fingers any longer. Every last one of them was obese!
I was complaining about this to my shitlord ex, and he said, "Well what else are fat women going to model besides their manicures? Surely not shoes?!" I laughed so hard picturing these hambeasts squeezing their bloated bread-loaf hooves into strappy heeled sandals.
[–] TantricPanniculus7 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
As a dude my 2 cents are painted nails = cute, long nails = gross.
[–] HippyHoney ago (edited ago)
When I was a fat I hated my own fat hands. They looked like over grown baby hands. Just for fun, I took before and after pics of my hands when I lost the weight. I went from a ring size 7.5 to loose 4.5. that's a big difference! It's shocking how much fat finds its way into what are supposed to be small body parts.
[–] AlanTuringsGhost ago
I can't imagine how fat you have to be in order for the fingers to start putting away fat as well. You're well beyond hope at that stage.
[–] REEEperMan 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
There's nothing worse than fat ham paws with giant claws. Plus, some of these look like they were painted by kindergarteners. I know hamplanets are on the same mental level as retarded children, but these are just shockingly bad.
On a side note, I used to be self-conscious about having fat fingers (ring size 7.5-8) before seeing these sausages on Instaham...