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[–] REEEperMan 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

There's nothing worse than fat ham paws with giant claws. Plus, some of these look like they were painted by kindergarteners. I know hamplanets are on the same mental level as retarded children, but these are just shockingly bad.

On a side note, I used to be self-conscious about having fat fingers (ring size 7.5-8) before seeing these sausages on Instaham...

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[–] stationJO 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I hate fat people taking up beds looking for drugs.

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[–] Shitwherever 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I have relatively large hands, I keep my nails clipped short, and hardly ever paint them. Still, my hands look way better than any of those. Fat hands creep me out.

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[–] Placetohide 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

These are supposed to be GOOD manicures? JFC those make me feel worlds better about my home paint jobs. I paint my own nails mostly for fun, and I rarely grow them out very long because I'm just rough on my hands with gardening, caring for animals, working out, etc. I can see why you left this group - these useless hams can't even wait until the excess paint on their skin wears away or, gosh I don't know, tidy it up with some remover on a q-tip? Unless the object here was to post nails worthy of ridicule, in which case they succeeded!

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[–] EffMrsDeathFat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I was just about to say... those are UGLY manicures. Straight up disgusting. The hands and fingers just make it worse.

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Wow, I was literally just thinking the same thing today. In my case however it's guns instead of nails. Picked up a new 22lr rifle to replace my ~50ish year old one. The new one has some better designed, yet different operation. So of course to be safe, I look up how to do certain things on youtube.

All videos had fat hands. I couldn't believe that every single video I saw featured fat sausage fingers. Some were so big that the major gun parts were smaller and the presenter had obvious problems handling the rifle's parts. Though it is kind of funny how often they drop parts, fail to get roll-pins into their holes, and generally fail to have the hand strength to operate the various parts.

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[–] hate_the_avg 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

YES. I was thinking about making this same post a while back. I hate fat hands. They look like stumps, hooves. Know what kills my appetite when I look up a recipe online? Seeing pics of fat hands making the food. Ugh.

What the fuck, is the color supposed to be smeared around the cuticle like that? Fucking Mr. Magoo doing these nails?

Here's a couple more.

Sure 95% of game sellers on EBay are fatties. But I don't buy when you confirm your fatness.

http://i.imgur.com/voeO7QA.jpg http://i.imgur.com/kuWn5UM.jpg

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Never thought I'd see a Mr. Magoo reference on the internet before...

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[–] Naught405 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Fat wrists, ankles and hands are the best identifiers of the Common North American Landwhale

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[–] LordoftheBeetus 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I worked at an airport for a while when I was managing a business on the secure side (I had the homeland security clearance and got chosen for this crap job, but anyway). We only had one bathroom, so if someone was using it, I would jet across the hall to the public bathroom. I probably saw thousands of people in my time there and started to notice a trend. Older women, slim women and pretty much all children washed their hands after leaving the stalls. The only people who didn't were the fatties. There were even a few occasions where a hambeast would refuse to wash it's hands even though it's child would do so and make a comment about how gross it was. I also learned to avoid hand contact with people unless it absolutely couldn't be helped.

Fats also were the only ones to miss the toilet, clog it with single ply paper somehow or fill the garbage cans with food wrappers and huge sodas. Working with the public has essentially made me into a hermit these days. I used to work in food service but now I am a personal trainer. Fuck fats. My clients are all fit and none of them are entitled assholes. Imagine that?

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[–] AlanTuringsGhost 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

http://archive.li/3QKPa

As I get closer to the women's room an odor assails my nostrils. It was like sewage combined with greasy rancid meat, and my stomach dropped when I remembered the last two people who used the restroom. Covering my nose with my shirt I gently pushed open the door to discover a new circle of hell. Bob Saget got off easy. In this restroom, brown matter covered EVERYTHING!! The floor, the walls, the mirror and the sink was COVERED IN SHIT.

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[–] ScreaminMime ago 

W-wow, has this story been posted here? First I've read of it.

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