I used to follow several nail polish bloggers, but I stopped because I couldn't stand looking at their disgusting sausage fingers any longer. Every last one of them was obese!
I was complaining about this to my shitlord ex, and he said, "Well what else are fat women going to model besides their manicures? Surely not shoes?!" I laughed so hard picturing these hambeasts squeezing their bloated bread-loaf hooves into strappy heeled sandals.
[–] UnfriedRice 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Bludgeoner #5 is straight demon hand.