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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

You had to call ahead and ask how much walking would be involved in a doctor's appointment. Is that not a sign? Literally the walk from a carpark to an office, which is designed to be universally accessible, is such a task for you that it threatens your ability to attend. I'm willing to bet this is for someone in their 30s too. If you can't waddle a few dozen metres without felling you will die, maybe it's time to consider that your weight is affecting your life.

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[–] Fupachabra 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I can't imagine all the amazing things in my life I would have missed if I had to worry about how far I had to walk for them. All the times I've stayed on beautiful islands and walked a mile and a half to the beach, followed by a 3-mile walk to the only pizza place on the island... All the nature hikes where I run into animals in their natural state, doing things you'll never see them doing zoos... all the times I've been out with parents or friends and we've parked far away and walked to parades and fairs and fireworks displays... It must be such a shrouded, shitty life

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[–] EffMrsDeathFat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Right? Imagine not being able to go to the park or a national forest/national park, hike up a mountain, walk your dog, walking on the beach with the sand between your toes and feeling the ocean breeze... Can't imagine missing out on that on something easily preventable and treatable.

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[–] Eisregen 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Not only that, the disgusting obeast has eaten itself already so immobile it can't even join its pigfucker in the hospital dealing with a potentially life-threatening condition. But of course the pigfucker had to hold its hoove because it was piggered by the fat shaming doctor. Useless fats.

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[–] zaimenellen 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

In my workout I have some "farmer walks" with about 170 lbs each hands. for a total of almost 530 lbs with my bodyweight included. It's really hard to do ,I can't imagine living like that. It's not a life and they are to stupid to understand it. And I just can't understand why a lazy person want to walking around with so much overweight. I'm lazy like a mother fucker,so I prefer not to be fat.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I walk 10km every day. I don't even think about it. This idiot has a panic attack thinking about 10m one time. Just simply moving is such a basic, fundamental task of being human. I don't know how you can surrender that and still not think you have a problem.

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[–] mbsc 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I think this is the exact mentality that is missing. "I'm lazy so I work hard to allow myself to be lazy later". I've been saying that since I was a kid, "I work hard because I'm lazy and I want to go be lazy instead of doing this later as well as now". People don't understand earning their lazy moments and prefer to just be slothful all around. Human beings, taking the path of least resistance since time began. /Headshake/

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[–] GuntPunt 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Holy shit that is some impressive weight for a farmers walk. I only do 50 lbs each hand and my forearms feel like they will fall off after 100 yards. I've resorted to a weight vest to add some additional weight. Forearms are definitely my limiting factor.

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[–] hate_the_avg ago 

Damn kid what do those forearms look like

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[–] oddjob 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'm willing to bet this is for someone in their 30s too.

The novel mentioned that it used this doctor 22 years ago, so I honestly expect it is in its 40s or maybe early 50s. From the way it talks about itself, it sounds like death is just down the block.

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[–] Charilko 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Anybody else notice the MULTIPLE fridges?

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[–] TurnThemIntoFuel 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You beat me to it - multiple fridges! When I was in college and had seven people living in a house we made it work with two. Hams have such a warped perspective of what is normal.

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[–] Fupachabra ago 

I live with two roommates... We never fill our single fridge to completion

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Fat disgusting pig can't even type a sentence correctly it's fingers are so fucking fat.

Guess what? The staff knew you were a fat pig and figured they'd leave the talking to the doctor. When you ask about how much walking is involved for a fucking DOCTORS APPOINTMENT, they knew just how grotesquely obese you'd be.

I hope this thing dies. It's not brave, nor bold, it's not courageous and a warrior. It's an obese monstrosity that should do the world a favor and suck on a shotgun for it's next meal.

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[–] mmmmdonuts ago 

Yeah, I read the whole thing and I'm still confused... lots of REE this and REE that but totally unstructured, I like to think it was crying buttery tears when it wrote this :)

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[–] MayorBelgoody 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

"I listened to my body and ate what I needed physically"

...which happened to be two large pizzas, a Costco bucket of ice cream and a 3 liter of beetus juice.

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[–] opinionatedduck 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"I have a right to exist"

Stopped reading after that. If you're standing in a busy road refusing everyone who tries to help you from being hit by a truck... You waive that right. Have a good life enjoying every bit of food you cram in your mouth. When eating is your only joy, you have a problem.

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[–] Wizardslayer 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I like the how the husband is in the hospital and the fat is too lazy and fat to go visit him.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

true love

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[–] GinForBreakfast 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

"every day is a struggle but I love cupcakes too much to want to stop suffering physically every waking moment. to help myself out I have learned how to doublespeak so I can pretend the freakish body I have cultivated doesn't disgust even me, and I will go to experts for advice but reject the advice of experts.

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[–] MurderParty 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It literally wrote an essay on why it shouldn't have to feel guilty for sitting at home stuffing its face while its pigfucker partner is in the ER, even though its feeder "supported" it at its doctor appointment. That's all that was. Holy shit.

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