[–] AndrewBlazeIt 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"I'm so fat that it's affecting my ability to breathe, but don't you dare imply that my weight is the problem"
[–] MurderParty 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It literally wrote an essay on why it shouldn't have to feel guilty for sitting at home stuffing its face while its pigfucker partner is in the ER, even though its feeder "supported" it at its doctor appointment. That's all that was. Holy shit.
[–] MayorBelgoody 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
"I listened to my body and ate what I needed physically"
...which happened to be two large pizzas, a Costco bucket of ice cream and a 3 liter of beetus juice.