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[–] PraiseIPU 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Dont you guys get sick of knowing the punchline before you hear the joke?

Just circlejerking about the reee of the day?

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[–] Derpfroot ago 

Sister just got back from SF...I never mentioned that piles of shit suddenly appeared. The first time I see her after the trip, she mentions all the new fecal decorations...it must really be that bad.

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[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Straws are an obnoxious distraction

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[–] The_Prophets_Profit 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It's not what they're responsible for. You must be new to the internet so I'll let you in. The above image is a "meme". Memes convey messages via visual and sometimes auditory information. Notice the above meme is split into two frames, top and bottom. Also notice the difference between the frames, the eyes on the top are closed symbolizing a lack of sight or acknowledgement (of an issue), while the bottom eyes are wide open and red symbolizing an alertness and indeed even anger or outrage (of a perceived issue). The text gives the context for the image, e.g. the name of the entity it's refering to and the list of issues or perceived issues to which that entity reacts.

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[–] whisky_cat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

tl;dr the Cali population is quick to believe plastic straws are a critical piece of legislation [which costs money]... while wildfire prevention does not get a budget increase during an increased period of wildfires. Not gonna debate the rest. It seems clear, people are supporting retarded fucking policies when valuable opportunities of real progress are entirely ignored and even discouraged.

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[–] Shilly_Mc_Shillface 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's it. This is the Last Straw.

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[–] midnightblue1335 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I feel it's important to frequently remind Americans of where those millions of needles that litter the streets of California came from: At least 6 million needles get handed out in one of those stupid "needle exchange" programs every year. I don't recall if that is for the entire state, or if it's just San Francisco- either way, that's about 6 million too many needles being handed out to junkies.

There are also legal "shooting galleries" in California; places where the homeless and other junkies can walk in, get a little booth, shoot up, and dispose of their waste before stumbling back out onto the street lit up on a shot of meth/heroin/coke, where they can seek out money for their next fix- usually it's someone else's money that they seek out. Someone should barricade all the junkies in one of those buildings and set it on fire...

But goddamn, if they don't handle straws well. There may be millions of uncapped, disease ridden needles littering the streets and beaches, but there hasn't been a single straw accidentally inhaled by a sea turtle since the straw legislation! Sure, there may be people stepping on needles and contracting HIV at an unprecedented rate, but the turtles couldn't be happier, and that's what really counts.

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[–] Weasel_Soup ago 

Commie rule book 101. You destroy the economy and then you have an army of leftist voters move to a new area. Where are they moving to now, Colorado? Texas?

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[–] CapinBoredface ago 

Denver and Kansas City are new shitlib hotspots. I give Denver 5 years until its exactly like San Fran and I give KC about 10.

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[–] The_Prophets_Profit 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

6 million you say?

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[–] midnightblue1335 ago  (edited ago)

Yep! And this 6 million claim actually has real facts to back it up!

Sometimes, 6 million of a thing can happen!

That article says 4.5 million are handed out in San Francisco. So if you tracked down the numbers handed out throughout the entire state, I'd reckon the number would be well over SIX MOTHERFUCKING MILLION!

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[–] DependasaurusRex 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

6 garillian

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[–] MelatoninDreams 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

And now San Francisco is floating around the possibility of banning new corporate campuses from having cafeterias because apparently that is negatively impacting restaurants in downtown San Francisco.

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[–] uvulectomy 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yep. Cafeterias at work are hurting restaurants, not things like:

  • The skyrocketing cost of doing business (including the onerous taxes)
  • The ever-increasing cost of living
  • The inability to keep staff because of the previous making it impossible for them to live nearby, and commuting eats up the money they save by living further away
  • The inability to keep staff because of minimum wage being hiked to mid-level rates for entry-level jobs
  • The inability to screen out mentally ill trannies and faggots who would rather claim "oppression" and get a settlement than put in an honest day's work
  • The shit on the streets
  • The piss on the sidewalks
  • Vagrants
  • Draconian regulations unknown outside the state of California
  • The threat of jail for handing out straws
  • Mentally ill and/or drug-addicted homeless accosting people on the streets
  • Naked faggots parading around
  • The overall stench of the city itself.

Nope. It's workplace cafeterias that are the problem. Ban those and everything is magically fixed for local restaurants. Great work, California!

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[–] Holonomic ago 

Let's not forget Kate.

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[–] weezkitty 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fuck California. It is like a concentration of everything wrong with modern society.

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[–] Whitemail 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They have to ban bringing your own lunch to work too.

"Is that an illegal lunch you're carrying there?"