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[–] itsmeyoursister 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You can tell by it's teeth that is constantly inhales carbonated beverages. It's teeth are literally being dissolved away...

(at least use a straw or something...)

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[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

16, looks 30. Talks like it had a stroke. Rants for 20 minutes but barely says anything. Tries to look youthful with minnie mouse ears but just looks ridiculous. Keeps playing with stringy hair to look "cute". Huge ego and expects to be catered to while not giving anything back. All the workings a fat fucking failure.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Holy shit, I must be getting naïve because I would never have guessed 16. I was thinking 18 or 19.

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[–] NancyAndrew 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Why is this so long?

Make the point, move on! Even their blogs are bloated.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That's what I hate about cancerous YouTube videos in general--especially any YouTube account that follows the "hey guys, what's up, it's ya boy _______" format (those people usually have annoying accents too; there's a reason the only Paladins channel I watch is Chavsberry, who has a lovely Russian accent). YouTube's monetization and demonetization policies punish good content (because the good stuff is hate speech or has naughty words like "ass" or "weapon") and incentivize boring filler.

Did you notice how their format is the exact opposite of effective public speaking? Fucking freshman-year Speech 101 tells you to be concise, have a set list of points, and follow the "tell them what you're going to tell 'em, tell 'em, and then tell them what you told 'em" rule. The most basic rule of public speaking is get to the point. If you can't do that, people can't stand to listen to your monologues. Did this landwhale never have a speech teacher or English teacher in high school? Was that never part of the curricula?

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[–] NancyAndrew 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Wish I could upvote more!!

Willam Belli’s Beatdown is a little slice of heaven. He makes fun of these logorrhea lummocks constantly. Love it!!

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[–] Lift_Chick 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The fat is pulling her jaw sideways when she talks.

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[–] Revenantae 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Why does it's mouth move like that?

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[–] hammerhead97 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

There was a cupcake just offscreen.

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[–] FupaHater 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's fat and ugly, how can a normal man have a boner in front of this? No one could.

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[–] FirstLine 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That's not a teenager. Late 20ish/early30ies.

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[–] OhTheHamanatee [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

[NSFW] because it shows itself dressed in a crop top and tight leggings.

Highlights:

  • It is completely certain that guys want it but they are ashamed to admit.

  • It thinks it has one of the prettiest faces ever.

  • It is very curvy and has very big boobs, but it has a little (teehee) extra weight.

  • Hot popular guys told it they are secretly pigfuckers and jabba here is their type.

  • It expresses that it shouldn't settle for not super hot guys (considered gross) just because it is fat. Later in the video it says it is not judgemental about people.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It expresses that it shouldn't settle for not super hot guys (considered gross) just because it is fat. Later in the video it says it is not judgemental about people.

"I get to have standards, but HOW DARE a thin person have the exact same standards I have":

They have hot boyfriends...no offense, but almost every guy that asked me out is not my type...Eww.

See also: Joseph8276 inveighing thin women to "lower your standards, ladies! Date a guy with a personality instead of jerks and swagfags!...I'm not into fat chicks."

The problem with American culture is that young women are taught to think like Joseph8276 instead of dismissing such views with the ridicule they deserve. Likewise for American men to a lesser degree: in Japan, you'll never see a balding fatass complaining that no one wants to fuck him and asking how this could be possible when "I'm the nicest person I know."