[–] Hamroast 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Looks like tube rash.
Happens when the skin on your upper arms rubs against the rubber of an inner tube while paddling on the water.
Eye bleach example: http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/woman-floating-in-inner-tube-in-river-picture-id184313113
[–] MurderParty 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Damn its whole body looks like it's rotting
[–] HAES-Are-Delusional 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The knees! They’re going to buckle!
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Probably sun burn because applying cream to every crevice is hard, or chub rub because that piece of skin is probably a fold when its arms are down. Either way, it would appear to be the least of its health concerns.
[–] jynnan_tonnyx 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
45K what? Daily calories?
I cannot imagine how waddling around as one of these things must feel. No part of you is any longer properly aligned. You cannot move any part without rubbing against another. Having all that volume and always being in the way of something.
[–] Bigtop 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Is it wearing a diaper?
[–] Wizardslayer 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
A full diaper.