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[–] KendellTellsLies ago 

Why are you wearing a bikini in the middle of a fucking field. No water in sight but you just haaaaaaavvve to wear that because haes right. I say we start a movement, all shitladies, let's start wearing bikinis to non swimming events too. So that way while they're waddling thought the park looking "fierce" they can get reminded of what a human looks like. Then they can go home and brag about how oppressed they were that day.

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[–] opinionatedduck ago 

It looks like it'll swallow anything that is too close to its maw.

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[–] Siacca 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Kellybellyohio... Oh, I get it. Kelly is saying she has a belly the size of Ohio.

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[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

"Soon." ~Lord Beetus

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[–] jynnan_tonnyx 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

45K what? Daily calories?

I cannot imagine how waddling around as one of these things must feel. No part of you is any longer properly aligned. You cannot move any part without rubbing against another. Having all that volume and always being in the way of something.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Probably sun burn because applying cream to every crevice is hard, or chub rub because that piece of skin is probably a fold when its arms are down. Either way, it would appear to be the least of its health concerns.

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[–] HAES-Are-Delusional 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The knees! They’re going to buckle!

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[–] MurderParty 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Damn its whole body looks like it's rotting

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