[–] Hamroast 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Looks like tube rash.
Happens when the skin on your upper arms rubs against the rubber of an inner tube while paddling on the water.
Eye bleach example: http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/woman-floating-in-inner-tube-in-river-picture-id184313113
[–] HAES-Are-Delusional 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The knees! They’re going to buckle!
[–] MurderParty 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Damn its whole body looks like it's rotting
[–] jynnan_tonnyx 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
45K what? Daily calories?
I cannot imagine how waddling around as one of these things must feel. No part of you is any longer properly aligned. You cannot move any part without rubbing against another. Having all that volume and always being in the way of something.
[–] KendellTellsLies ago
Why are you wearing a bikini in the middle of a fucking field. No water in sight but you just haaaaaaavvve to wear that because haes right. I say we start a movement, all shitladies, let's start wearing bikinis to non swimming events too. So that way while they're waddling thought the park looking "fierce" they can get reminded of what a human looks like. Then they can go home and brag about how oppressed they were that day.