[–] Sellyoulight ago
When Baltimore took over the murder rate title, I felt bad for poor Chicago. Now they have a new title, though. If they can reclaim their murder rate title and keep the rat capital title, it might be the best tourist draw they’ve had in many years.
[–] Feces_the_clown 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Its not Chicongo's fault. It's the fault of all the neighboring states.
Indiana, Wisconsin, Iowa. If THEY just had tougher anti-rat laws, none of these problems would be happening!
I once saw a rat as large as a housecat lunge at an African immigrant on the sidewalk, who in turn started screaming in his native language.
...then I left Baltimore.
[–] bourbonexpert ago (edited ago)
I lived in Chicago for 4 months. The worst place I’ve ever been. Niggers everywhere. Terrible traffic. No middle class at all. 700 dollars for a tiny matchbox apartment with the constant sound of cars every time I opened a window.
The winters were pure hell with wind so strong it would knock over kids. The subway was terrible. If you had to be at work at 9 or 5 expect to be standing crammed in a tube with a mix of business people and niggers and homeless people. The homeless would just sleep on the trains because they were heated.
The summers smell. Bad. Like piss and garbage. Chicago has a huge park that goes along the coast of lake Michigan. And it's filled with Mexicans and their ranchero music and cycling and jogging enthusiasts.
Crowds, crowds everywhere. Like any other huge city that's liberal as fuck. They only way the city could ever be enjoyable would be if you were a millionaire.
[–] CrustyBeaver52 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's just because the rats in Detroit were reduced to eating each other.